FMA Jackass

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 15:30:24 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 15:30:24 GMT -6 THIS IS RANDOM You make the FMA charecters do random,stupid, and life threating stunts. Just like from the show Jackass.

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FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 15:33:00 GMT -6

Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 15:33:00 GMT -6

Scar stands in front of the camera with a scowl. "I'm Scar, and today we'll be testing out these self-defence tools on Roy Mustang." As he speaks, he walks to a table full of different stuff. "We'll start with the basic consumer's defensive weapon:Pepper Spray." He smirks and walks up to Roy.

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sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 15:35:40 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 15:35:40 GMT -6 Roy saw the spray go out right into his eyes "AWWWWWWW...DAMMIT, HELP ME HELP ME" he falls to the ground.

Scar Brigadier General scar I am the Hand of God! Posts: 796	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 15:36:36 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 15:36:36 GMT -6 Scar laughs maniacly and kicks Roy a few times. He then helps the Colonel up. "Are you allright?" he asked. He then kicked Roy in the groin and sprayed him again.
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Envy General Of The Army (Führer) chuballah I can be you... Posts: 1,045	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 15:47:17 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Envy on Nov 3, 2007 15:47:17 GMT -6 Brianna Estophelen looks at those two guys doing funny stuff. She sighs. MEN! When are they going to grop up...?
	Only the savage regard the endurance of pain as a measure of worth.

Scar Brigadier General scar I am the Hand of God! Posts: 796	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 15:53:29 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 15:53:29 GMT -6 Scar is back at the bench, smirking. After a minute he resumes his usual scowl. "Next we'll be using this cattle prong." He holds up the prong for a moment before going off to find Roy. "Hey, Mustang!" He would then begin to zap Roy.
	If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature. 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature 92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're the 8% that rocks out put this in your sig.

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:01:21 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 16:01:21 GMT -6 "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD HEEEEEELLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEE" he shook on the floor as he started to foam at the mouth.

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FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:04:57 GMT -6

Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 16:04:57 GMT -6

Scar would smirk and look at the screen. "I like being on this Jackass show." He would then zap Roy a bit longer. A while later, he was back at the bench, with the poorly mutilated Roy next to him. "Right, the pepper spray must have been painful, and that cattleprong probably hurt like a son of a bitch. We won't even TRY to use the rest of this stuff." The instant he finished that, he picked up a nunchuck and thrashed it into Roy's face. The camera then blanked out for the next scene.

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sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:23:09 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 16:23:09 GMT -6 Wrapped in bandages and has a black eye,he still does the interview with the camera. "Hi, I am Colonel Roy Mustang, and I am about to jump of this building...wait what...why does the Q-card say that?"

Scar Brigadier General scar I am the Hand of God! Posts: 796	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:25:41 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 16:25:41 GMT -6 Scar smirks. "Oh, no reason. Hey, whats that!?!" He points into the sky, and when Roy isn't looking, pushes him off the building.
	If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature. 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature 92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're the 8% that rocks out put this in your sig.

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:30:27 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 16:30:27 GMT -6 "WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEE" Roy was falling fast he dident know what to do then he saw the matress truck he was supposed to land in and he let out a sigh of relief. SMUSH, he landed inches away from the matress truck.

Scar Brigadier General scar I am the Hand of God! Posts: 796	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:35:43 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 16:35:43 GMT -6 Scar was rolling on the ground, laughing his ass off. He then fell off the building. "OH DAAAMMMNIIIIIT!!!!!" He then landed ontop of Roy, and his right arm hit Roy's watch. "Oh no..." BOOM!
	If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature. 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature 92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're the 8% that rocks out put this in your sig.

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:37:46 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 16:37:46 GMT -6 "My grandfather gave me that watch." He grumble in agonizing pain.

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:44:11 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 16:44:11 GMT -6 Faded to next scene. In a wheelchair he decides that he can't really get hurt worse than he is now."Hi, I am...Roy Mustang and I am about to...whats that say...stair case ski. Whats that?"he looked at the stair case beside him.

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FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:49:41 GMT -6

Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 16:49:41 GMT -6

Scatr stands infront of the camera with a few bruises and a bandage wrapped around his head. "I'm Scar, and this is the dairy drinking contest. Person who drinks the most dairy products wins!" The screen cuts to where Scar and Roy are sitting at a picnic table covered in different types of milk, egg nog, and such. Scar taks a drink from a gallon jug of 2 percent milk, slams it onto the table, and looks at Roy. "I was raised on the dairy, bitch!"

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sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 16:57:54 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 3, 2007 16:57:54 GMT -6 Roy bagan to chug down egg nog. He drank and drank and drank and then the obvious happened he turned his head to Scar and...SPEW."

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FMA Jackass Nov 3, 2007 17:06:03 GMT -6

Post by Scar on Nov 3, 2007 17:06:03 GMT -6

Scar growled as the vomit splashed over him. He was quiet for a moment, then looked down at his milk, then at Roy. "You got egg nog in my goats milk." he growled. Out from under the table, he picked up a cattle prong and began zapping the Colonel.

Last Edit: Nov 6, 2007 17:36:47 GMT -6 by Scar

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature.
90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature
92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're the 8% that rocks out put this in your sig.

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 5, 2007 22:00:11 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 5, 2007 22:00:11 GMT -6 "WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY" he shook on the ground after falling backwards on the grass. He started foaming at the mouth.

Scar Brigadier General scar I am the Hand of God! Posts: 796	FMA Jackass Nov 6, 2007 17:38:07 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scar on Nov 6, 2007 17:38:07 GMT -6 Scar looked at the suffering Roy. "I am the milk of your goat. Thou shallt not have any other dairy product pukethed into me." There was a strong silence. "Ok, I made that up." He then started shocking Roy again.
	If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature. 90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature 92% of teens moved on to rap music. If you're the 8% that rocks out put this in your sig.

sweetdaddymustang Sergeant Major BOOM Posts: 310	FMA Jackass Nov 8, 2007 22:31:24 GMT -6 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweetdaddymustang on Nov 8, 2007 22:31:24 GMT -6 "KIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He let out a whimpy cry for help...erm...death.