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Post by carduus on Nov 13, 2007 12:23:50 GMT -6
ARCHER
After changing into a dry set of clothes, putting on a pair of light grey trousers and a light blue cotton shirt over a white tank-top, he exited the room. Simply barefooted, a contrast to his very neat self (although he made sure the sleeves of the shirt were rolled-up the same distance and everything else smoothed down) he sat down in the living room with his favourite magazine - 'Man's Best Friend - monthly review of all armaments'.
He drewled inwardly, reading about the rare collectible Browning MK II Captain Normandy, model "6. June 1944", but kept his face absolutely passive. Only a hungry glint in his eyes could reveal his current inner state.
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Post by dante on Nov 13, 2007 14:54:32 GMT -6
All of a sudden Dante was knocked from her state of relaxation and back to reality by a wave of hot water splashing against her face. The woman's eyes shot open and fixed themselves on the newcomer, burning through the sopping wet tresses of black hair that shaded them.
"Greed! Get out this instant and leave me be," she ordered sternly, her tone evidently deadly. "I barely managed to get Edward out moments ago and I'm in no mood to put up with another fiasco."
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 13, 2007 14:58:01 GMT -6
Martel stirred slightly, rolling over in her sleep. Unfortunately, she rolled to her left, and since she was lying on the edge, fell to the ground. "Damn it" she hissed under her breath, willing herself to not say worse.
"Might as well go get something to eat" she said, standing up and walking to the kitchen. Once she got inside, she grabbed a plum from the fridge.
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Post by Envy on Nov 13, 2007 15:51:02 GMT -6
GREEDO
He opened one eye and observed Dante. *Can you just shut up, ya old hag?* he said in a calm voice. *I'm tired and I want to enjoy some peace. Besides even four people could comfortably fit into this whirpool. So peace, sista.* He opened his second eye and stared at her. Now seeing her in bikiny he had to admit that her Lyra form looked really adorable.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 13, 2007 16:17:21 GMT -6
Still eating the plum, Martel walked into the living room. She was somewhat surprised to see only Archer in the room. "Where's Greed?" she asked him. But she figured he was probably at a bar somewhere and thought nothing more about it. Once again having nothing better to do, she went back upstairs hoping to think of a way to pass the time. There was the whirlpool, but Martel had to admit she didn't really like the thing to begin with.
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Post by dante on Nov 13, 2007 21:42:38 GMT -6
Anger flared within her at the "old hag" comment from her rebellious creation, but she decided not to get worked up over it; after all, she was in the hot tub to relax, so fighting would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it? Dante was not going to give that avaricious fool power over her emotions; she wasn't going to allow the homunculus of the man whose emotions she manipulated and toyed with to meddle with her own.
"Greed, I am fully aware that this hot tub can hold several people, but that's not the point: I am too important to be surrounded by disgusting humans. Your siblings are another case, of course, but seeing as you refuse to obey me, you're no better than the rest of the foolish creatures we're forced to live with. Now go, lest you wish to invoke my wrath. Do I make myself perfectly clear?"
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Post by Envy on Nov 14, 2007 2:16:50 GMT -6
GREEDO
*And what are going to do? Spit on me?* He leaned his head backwards and laughed. *And you say you're too important? Important my ass!* He took a beer that he brought, opened it and offered it to Dante. *Come on, this sin sheparding is getting pretty ankward now. It was fun in the beggining, but now.. life is good.* He was feeling happy, so not even Dante could spoil the day. And why should she? He was independant and glad for it.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 14, 2007 15:41:26 GMT -6
Finally deciding to give in to her boredom, Martel went outside to the whirlpool. She just wanted to see if anyone was occupying. And was somewhat shocked to find Dante and Greed sharing the whirlpool. "I really hope I'm not interuptting something" she said, giving Greed a slighly annoyed glance.
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Post by dante on Nov 14, 2007 16:07:33 GMT -6
How much longer she could put up with her own creation mouthing off to her, she had no idea. Dante could feel the blood boiling in the body she was wearing. Her flaming anger was temporarily quelled by confusion as Greed unexpectedly offered her a can of beer.
After perplexedly staring at the can for a brief moment, she raised her piercing gaze to Greed. "Get that poison away from me, you fool. I am not going to ravage my lovely body with alcohol, thank-you. And if I were to decide to have a drink, it would be something classy and sophisticated like red wine, not beer - opium of the useless, coarse working class."
Dante let out an annoyed grunt and glanced over at the newcomer, "You are my Greed's little girlfriend, correct? Please be a dear and remove him from my presence. I can't stand to look at him right now."
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 14, 2007 16:17:48 GMT -6
"Well, I can try to get him out" Martel began to tell Dante, "But I doubt my efforts will accomplish anything". It was the truth, when Greed wanted something he would do anything to get it and keep it.
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Post by Envy on Nov 14, 2007 17:05:06 GMT -6
GREEDO
*Well, suit yourselves,* he shrugged shoulders and drank the beer himself. As Martel stepped in, he smiled at her widely. *Ah, here you are! Care to join us here? But I am afraid that you will have to space that old witch, first* Now that was something he'll enjoy. Pissing Dante off. Sice she made a hell out of his life, why not return her the favour?
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 14, 2007 17:10:05 GMT -6
Martel smirked a little bit. "Well, I guess. But first I'd have to go change into my bathing suit" she told Greed, glancing at Dante.
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emelie
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"Who the hell is responsible for this fiasco!!"
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Post by emelie on Nov 14, 2007 18:24:33 GMT -6
(( I had no idea this existed. LOL))
Wrath walked into his house. As normal he was the last to know what was going on so he was late to the house. "Hey. Whats going on? Can I join ya?"asking who ever heard him.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 14, 2007 18:26:50 GMT -6
Elysia bounced happily down the stairs. "Wrath! Hi!" she called to him, running over to meet the older boy.
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Post by dante on Nov 14, 2007 19:42:10 GMT -6
"If you insult me one more time, Greed, I won't just seal you away like I did last time - I'll castrate you and force feed you your own genitals! Understood?" she snapped angrily, patience fading quickly.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 14, 2007 19:44:02 GMT -6
Martel rolled her eyes slightly. "Not sure that's much of a threat for Greed" she told Dante. Suddenly a thought came to her mind. "How long have you been in the hottub anyway, Dante? I haven't seen you all freaking day".
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Post by dante on Nov 14, 2007 19:48:49 GMT -6
Dante glanced over at her. "Mmm? I'd say about ten or fifteen minutes, most of which was spent persuading Edward to get out and leave me be. I was in the yard tending to my garden for most of the morning, if you must know."
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Post by silverviper2134 on Nov 14, 2007 19:53:59 GMT -6
Martel nodded. She then looked at Greed. "If she is serious about castrating you, I would suggest you stop insulting her. It would be very awkward if we were dating and you were missing anything" she told him.
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Post by emelie on Nov 14, 2007 22:27:43 GMT -6
"Hi Elysia." Wrath was a little taken back by her hyperness. Wow she really is like her dad. He had over heard something about Daunte castrating Greed. He giggled at that and turned to Greed. "Wouldn't that hurt quite a bit." he said still giggling.
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Post by Envy on Nov 15, 2007 11:06:04 GMT -6
GREEDO
Now this was getting serious. When Dante threathened him with this... this... terrible thing, Greedo freezed. *You wouldn't dare...* he whispered in shock. But he knew that she would. And if not this, then something equally nasty. Still after all those years, that hag was still nasty and unpleasant.
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