Twisted Wishing Well

[Envy]

Granted, but you've lost your legs in the car accident, and Winry really screws up the automail, and attaches it to you upside down.

I wish My Extended Essay was finished already.

[chess]

granted but now everything else in your life is late

wish my car was better

[AG]

Granted but you are forced to sell it

I wish...I didn't have two night classes

[joriness]

Granted, but now you have two hundred night classes.

I wish I had a Russell plushie. :<

[Envy]

Granted, but tis an evil plushie, trying to kill all the humans, starting with you. )

I wish I was a plushie and somebody would buy me...

[dante]

Granted, but you're an ecchi plushie and some creepy, middle-aged man buys you! Have fun!

I wish my Latin professor wasn't suffering from an extreme Napleon complex.

[AG]

Granted but now he is suffering from a Hitler complex! o.o

[AG]

I wish I had remembered to make a wish! XD

[Envy]

Granted, but i forgot to add the evil side to it (which is evil enough)

I wish I was Chuck Norris

[AG]

Granted but you are him as an old worn out man

I wish Envy was Chuck Norris...XD not really creative right now

[chess]

Granted and Ed you jus doomed us all! argh

wish i was more motived!

[AG]

granted but there is nothing to do now that you are motivated

I wish...I would get off the computer and do my homework! Grr I hate college! XD

[chess]

granted its done and so is everything else in your life....now you have nothing to do hahaha

lol

i wish i was drunk right now

[sarahannx3]

Granted, But now you'll always have the biggest Hang over of your life, & it'll never go away.

Hmm. I wish my drawling skills you really get me somewhere. =\

[AG]

Granted but it only takes you somewhere after you die at a REALLY old age

I wish I was more creative with that previous wish

[sarahannx3]

Granted, but you'll never be creative after that. {I don't know, lol}

I wish I would be out of High School, Already.

[AG]

Granted but then you have to enter college and suffer more then high school...(believe it! XD)

I wish I was out of college

[sarahannx3]

Granted, But you'll forget ever thing you study in your years, then have to keep going back.

I wish becomeing a nurse was not as hard as it seems. {Work upon work upon work! =[ }

[AG]

Granted...but now everyone is a nurse because it is so easy

I wish...I wasn't sleepy

[sarahannx3]

Granted, But you'll never sleep again.

I wish, I was not sick... {blaah}