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Post by silverviper2134 on Jan 2, 2008 20:08:46 GMT -6
3600 Chicken Nuggets (Yes, where I come from, we measure distance in fast food)
Where do babies come from?
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Post by AG on Jan 2, 2008 20:31:42 GMT -6
When two cell phones love each other very much....*goes into a long graphic story*
Am I super special awesome?
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Post by androgynos on Jan 5, 2008 11:01:21 GMT -6
Butt of course! You da boss..
Paper or plastic?
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Post by AG on Jan 5, 2008 16:50:28 GMT -6
plastic in all I do!
how old are you in Martian years?
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Post by carduus on Jan 6, 2008 4:23:40 GMT -6
3 picoseconds your superior
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM? [who saw that great LotR parody? ;D]
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Post by Scar on Jan 12, 2008 21:16:26 GMT -6
Clucky the Chicken. He see's all.
Why do my balls itch?
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Post by AG on Jan 12, 2008 21:52:12 GMT -6
Because a leprechaun poured itching powder on you last night
why am I sleepy?
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Post by daphintersting on Jan 13, 2008 0:21:48 GMT -6
Because you sniffed some sleeping gas.
why do I do my homework?
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Post by carduus on Jan 13, 2008 3:21:29 GMT -6
Because that is the only thing that protects you from the cruelty of external stupidity. Amen.
What should I, a kind soul *people snort* shadap!, do, when I find a 1000 czech crowns in the snow?
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Post by androgynos on Jan 13, 2008 8:05:31 GMT -6
Assuming that's currency of some sort...I say buy a ticket to Scotland and peek under kilts to your hearts content. XD
What should I do if I were to win the American Dunderhead Sweepstakes for ten million dollars?
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Post by AG on Jan 13, 2008 17:54:21 GMT -6
Give me a few million
Can I grow wings?
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Post by androgynos on Jan 14, 2008 8:04:01 GMT -6
Sure, why the hell not?
Why can't I astral travel at will?
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Post by Envy on Jan 14, 2008 11:53:32 GMT -6
Cos Astral travel is just a nickname for Castral travel, and trust me... you do not want to experience that XD
There are three moons above us, the opposite house is red and god does woof woof, How old am I?
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Post by AG on Jan 14, 2008 12:47:42 GMT -6
324,928,439,243,827,342,986,343,179,861,934,013,749,286,519,387,401,927,481,374,981,635,891,340,183,745,892,635,189,374,180,374,982,635,913,740,193,749,826,735,982,634,981,347,081,734,293,569,128,635,498,137,491,837,498,629,583,628,437,524,302,973,482,695,862,983,461 seconds young
Can you type that number in words rather then numbers?
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Post by Envy on Jan 14, 2008 17:13:09 GMT -6
Donovert, chcíplý setr, možná mám jen špatný sen, a nastane nový den.
Translation, please...
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Post by androgynos on Jan 15, 2008 5:55:15 GMT -6
It's all geek to me It happens once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a hundred thousand years. what is it? [wtf is castral travel anyhow? or did you pull that out of your arse at random? ]
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Post by Envy on Jan 15, 2008 11:52:37 GMT -6
A boobie?
Am i right?
((Castral travel is.... well... kinna bad thing to happen to you... AND IT IS MEY INVENTION!!!))
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Post by androgynos on Jan 15, 2008 12:26:02 GMT -6
NO! It's the letter "M" Lame..... If you had to choose between claireaudiance (psychic hearing) or clairevoyance (psychic seeing) which would it be?
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Post by Envy on Jan 15, 2008 13:06:59 GMT -6
Well... I would chose the psychic seeing, since I already hear voices when there is nobody around... (especially when using telephone)
Does something similar happen to you?
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Post by androgynos on Jan 15, 2008 14:01:39 GMT -6
A little, I think. Can't tell if it's my thoughts or someones elses, but I have lots of weird coincidences.
Has every had anyone literally read there minds?
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