What would you do if...

[amouri]

I would die on the inside.

WWYDI the manga was fastforwarded and ended up showing Barry miraculously ressurected with two small kids?

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Wonder when the hell I blinked when I shouldn't have.

What would you do if this forum got locked down for 2 months?

[amouri]

I would curse and try to get a life in the meantime.

WWYDI a clown sprung from the shadows and hacked at you with a meat knife?

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Push him on my bed and sit beside it to talk about where his childhood went wrong. XP

WWYDI the new Lust hated Slicer? D8

[amouri]

I would pester her with Slicer's approaches~

WWYDI if Slicer got his body back?

[Envy]

Wasn't Slicer in fact two brothers? Well, if they would return into one body, I would open my own private freak-show and star them and get rich.

WWYDI you found out that your whole life was just a big fat life, and you are nothing more than a brain in a jar, connected to a perfect virtual reality?

[Zolf J Kimblee]

You mean it's not? =O

WWYDI ... God were one of us?...Just a slob like one of us? xD

[Father [Azerik]]

I would go around looking for a 16 year old Japanese female with short brown hair and an orange ribbon in said hair. (Haruhi!!!!!!!!!!!)

WWYDI the world ended yesterday, yet somehow you and your worst enemy were the only survivors.

[Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon]]

Depends, is this enemy male or female? If male, I would just kill him. If female... we would probably fall in love.

WWYDI You had just realized that all this time, that butter was supposed to be on the bottom side of your toast.

[Father [Azerik]]

I'd continuing eating my toast butter side up.

WWYDI you were actually a chicken/rabbit crossbreed.

[Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon]]

Eat myself

WWYDI you had been talking badly about an actor you didn't like, to find out he was right behind you the whole time.

[Father [Azerik]]

Continue talking bad about them >:3

WWYDI You found out you were adopted at the age of 45.

[AG]

Wonder why I look so much like my parents o.O

WWYDI you were hoisted into a professional poker game and given 3 million dollars to play with the pros

[Father [Azerik]]

I'd f*** off with the money.

WWYDI suddenly you were frozen for 1000 years, and woke up in a crazy future? And also your name was Fry?

[Envy]

Go and see the military spaceships immidietely. Then join a military academy and try as hard as I can to become a captain of of the the space battleship.

WWYDI everybody would just ignore you?

[Hoenheim Of Light [Zohi]]

ignore them back. i dont need them, i just need myself, isnt that right? SHUT UP I HATE ME....jeez, take a chill pill...

WWYDI you were ed finally kiss winry, just to find out she only likes girls?

[Envy]

That depends if she would have a hot girl on girl action with Rose.

WWYDI Armstrong had a hot guy on guy action with Father Cornello?

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Wait hot does NOT fit in that sentence without a not. o.O I'd be scarred for life. I mean go yaoi but of all Cornello.

WWYDI you were told at work that you have a new boss, which turns out to be the spitten image of Roy?

[Hoenheim Of Light [Zohi]]

I am a guy, so i would vote for him and his new policies

WWYDI if Al went batshit insane and started beating the crap out of his kitty?

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Beat the crap out of him and then steal his helmet and throw it to my cats to play with.

WWYDI Amstrong stood in front of your door in a girlshout uniform selling cookies?