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Post by Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon] on Aug 5, 2010 23:37:34 GMT -6
Rules Are Simple.
One person tries to kill me...
The following tries to save me...
Then the next person tries to kill me...
For example...
Affine jumps from a cliff! KILL!
...but its a 3 foot cliff! SAVE!
Above a pit of rusty spikes. KILL!
...tipped with rubber balls. SAVE!
That bounce Affine into a snakepit. KILL!
A snakepit full of cornsnakes. SAVE!
etc...
I'll start.
Affine crosses a road, a semi is approaching very quickly. KILL!
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Post by Hoenheim Of Light [Zohi] on Aug 5, 2010 23:59:31 GMT -6
which goes over the overpass and misses. SAVE
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Post by Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon] on Aug 6, 2010 9:44:25 GMT -6
...but doesn't realize that the semi had been dragging, which then catches his leg. KILL!
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Post by Father [Azerik] on Aug 6, 2010 10:54:11 GMT -6
...causing his pant leg to rip off. SAVE!
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Post by Dorochet [Bido] on Aug 6, 2010 10:59:05 GMT -6
...but get's arrested for public nudity and death penalty for scarring little children with nudity. KILL
(damn that was lame. O.o)
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Post by Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon] on Aug 6, 2010 12:07:22 GMT -6
On the way to prison, the transport bus stalls and 3 men help Affine in his escape. SAVE!
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Post by Father [Azerik] on Aug 6, 2010 18:59:51 GMT -6
The three men get shot by snipers, while Affine heads toward a land mine. KILL!
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Post by Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon] on Aug 6, 2010 23:01:06 GMT -6
Affine jumps quickly upward to ride the massive explosion over the gate to freedom. SAVE!
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Post by Dorochet [Bido] on Aug 7, 2010 2:25:30 GMT -6
However the explosion wasn't strong enough so Affine shall be staked on the pinned top bars of the gate. KILL
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Post by AG on Aug 7, 2010 7:34:30 GMT -6
But Affine finds a hole in the earth which leads to huge network of tunnels and starts exploring SAVE
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Post by Envy on Aug 7, 2010 9:28:48 GMT -6
But quickly Affine discovers that the tunnels are filled with vampires, who would like nothing more than to feast on him. KILL
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Post by Hoenheim Of Light [Zohi] on Aug 7, 2010 9:34:38 GMT -6
But affine had taken a garlic bath this morning SAVE! (plus kudos for good hygene (o).(0) )
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Post by Father [Azerik] on Aug 7, 2010 10:16:05 GMT -6
A sudden earthquake causes the tunnels to begin collapsing. KILL!
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Post by Roy Mustang [Riley Ledon] on Aug 7, 2010 11:07:24 GMT -6
The vampires in there attempt escape the garlic punch a hole strait up allowing Affine to escape as the collapse. SAVE!
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Post by AG on Aug 7, 2010 15:36:02 GMT -6
Just as he gets to the surface he sees a bunch of cannibal cowboys aiming their guns at him ready for lunch KILL
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Post by Father [Azerik] on Aug 7, 2010 16:27:01 GMT -6
And one of the cowboys is secretly a vegetarian, and decides he's had enough, and shoots the rest of them, before committing suicide. SAVE!
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Post by Envy on Aug 7, 2010 19:09:04 GMT -6
But before dying, one of the cowboys managed to throw a granade in Affine's direction. KILL!
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Post by Hoenheim Of Light [Zohi] on Aug 7, 2010 20:40:14 GMT -6
but it turns out that cannibal cowboys cant tell the difference between grenades and baseballs, and affine is only slightly agitated by the baseball as it ricochets of of his back. SAVE
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Post by Envy on Aug 8, 2010 2:46:10 GMT -6
But then the Third World War breaks out and there is a nuclear missile flying towards Affine's location. KILL!
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Post by Dorochet [Bido] on Aug 8, 2010 3:07:57 GMT -6
But as hippies have take over the world by then the nuclair weapon is filled with happy drugs. SAVE
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