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Post by dante on Dec 31, 2008 17:25:19 GMT -6
Marcelle pulled up a chair and took a seat, crossing her legs. "So, how's work been treating you?"
"It's absolutely dreadful!" Pancrazio huffed. "Those brats are going to be the end of me. Everywhere I look there's a snot-nosed, disgusting little urchin..."
Marcelle chuckled. "Well, you do work at a skool..."
"Still! If people would start wearing condoms, my job would be a whole lot easier. Mmhmhm...."
Oscar cringed at his laugh. "...On second thought, he is kinda creepy."
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Dante was sitting on a wicker chair overlooking her garden, casually sipping her cup of tea. She had moved outside a few minutes before, wanting to escape the insanity that was in the living room.
"Your rose bushes look much better than last year," Pride commented from beside her.
"That's because Barry isn't around to trample them," Dante chuckled. "But I must admit, I do miss him a little. The fool had just turned to my side before he vanished on us...."
Dahlia was crawling around in the garden, looking for something to do. Seeing a rabbit sitting among some petunias, she smiled deviously and prepared to pounce on it.
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Eltana stepped in after Jean, frowning as he looked over the club. It disgusted him that he was going to be working in such a dump. He deserved so much better!
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Post by silverviper2134 on Dec 31, 2008 17:28:12 GMT -6
"Why do you work at a school if you don't like children?" Grego asked, biting at his fist.
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Arden, having gotten bored with building her miniture guilotine, followed Dahlia. "What doing?" she asked, raising her eyebrow.
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JD looked at Eltana. "Who're you, pretty boy?" he questioned, before taking a swig of vodka.
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Post by dante on Dec 31, 2008 17:36:35 GMT -6
Pancrazio turned to face him, giving him a frightening glare before laughing heartily. "I hate everyone, my dear boy, not just children."
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"Bunny wabbit!" Dahlia smiled at her friend, pointing at the rabbit. Turning back to her prey, she narrowed her eyes and charged it.
The rabbit, seeing her coming, quickly hopped off, causing Dahlia to land in the middle of the petunias.
"Poopy...." Dahlia grumbled, pulling her face out of the soil.
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"Your worst nightmare," Eltana scowled at him, crossing his arms. "And if you want to keep your tongue, don't call me that again."
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Post by silverviper2134 on Dec 31, 2008 17:40:17 GMT -6
Grego gave a small squeak before jumping behind Oscar. "Don't hurt me" he mumbled, shaking slightly as he stared at Pancrazio.
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"Oooookay then" Arden said, staring at her friend like she was completely insane. Once again bored, she picked up a rock and smashed a small mouse that was running by with it.
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"Well, I don't know your name, so I have nothing else to call you. And I'm not calling you 'My Worst Nightmare'. It'll take up too much time" JD said, rolling his dark grey eyes.
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Post by dante on Dec 31, 2008 17:47:44 GMT -6
Pancrazio raised a brow in confusion, then broke into another laughing fit. "Uwe, hee, hee! Isn't he just precious?"
"Don't mind Grego. He's a little... special," Marcelle whispered to her brother.
"I noticed. Mmhmhm...."
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Dahlia pulled herself out of the dirt and looked around for the rabbit, still intent on getting it. Seeing it sitting in the road, she crawled off toward it.
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"Eltana Remarque, your new superior," Eltana smiled menacingly. "And I assume you must be the JD I've heard so much about?"
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Post by silverviper2134 on Dec 31, 2008 17:52:01 GMT -6
"Don't insult me. I am still an Asshole!" Grego screamed, before tackling Pancrazio and beginning to strangle him. Suddenly Gerta tossed him a book, yelling her signature catchphrase.
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Arden noticed her friend crawling off towards the street. Not wanting the only sane kid in the house to die, she called out, "Eh, Dahlie!"
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"Aw, you've heard about me?" JD asked, his eyes lighting up. "I'm flattered".
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Post by dante on Dec 31, 2008 18:03:49 GMT -6
Pancrazio just smiled up at Grego as he got strangled, not making any effort to throw him off. "Don't have much self-restraint, do we? Hehehe..."
Marcelle stood up and ran over. Grabbing onto Grego, she tried to yank him off. "Grego, get ahold of yourself!"
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Dahlia was too focused on the rabbit to hear her. She almost crawled into the street, but stopped when a big truck came speeding down the road and ran over the bunny, flattening it against the pavement.
She blinked and stared at the bloody roadkill for a few moments, then started giggling and clapped in amusement.
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"If you think I'm going to tolerate your nonsense like all these other morons, you're sadly mistaken. Now if you value your job, I suggest you put down that vodka and get to work," Eltana said coolly.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Dec 31, 2008 18:07:11 GMT -6
Grego snarled and began bashing Pancrazio in the head with the book.
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Arden rolled her eyes and toddled over to her friend. "Fuck this" she said, grabbing Dahlia by the collar and attempting to drag her out of the road. Unfortunately, she didn't have much luck.
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"I really don't value my job, I just work here so I can get it on with the other interns." JD said, putting down the glass.
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Post by dante on Dec 31, 2008 18:14:20 GMT -6
"GREGO, ZAT IS ENOUGH!" Marcelle shouted, yanking the book from his hand and tossing it aside. "YOU ARE DISMISSED FOR ZE REST OF ZE DAY! AND DON'T KOME BACK UNTIL YOU KAN KONTROL YOURSELF!"
Pancrazio chuckled, rubbing his head. "Sister, I'm perfectly fine - just bleeding a little. No need to overreact."
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Dahlia tried to crawl further into the road so she could play with the rabbit carcass. When her friend grabbed onto her, she whined and tried to pull away. "Play!"
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"Let me rephrase that," Eltana said, grabbing a steak knife from a nearby table and pointing it at JD's throat. "If you value your life, get back to work."
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Post by silverviper2134 on Dec 31, 2008 18:19:09 GMT -6
Grego shrugged and looked at Gerta. "Sorry I lost your book Auntie Gertie" he said.
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Arden growled and continued to pull on Dahlia's arm. "Wanna kill Babies?" she asked, forgetting the "R" sound as usual.
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JD smiled slightly. "Dude, that is so hot. Your like.....domniatrix or something".
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Post by Scar on Jan 1, 2009 14:17:02 GMT -6
It was then that the two girls were scooped up into the air. "Children should not play in the road." He said sternly, heading back towards the house with one child under each arm. He walked through the garden, through the door, through the living room, up the stairs, into on of the little kids rooms, where he then set them down. "You do not play in or near the road." He said again, looking down at the two toddlers with his arms folded across his chest. "You could get hurt. Badly. Understand?"
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Post by silverviper2134 on Jan 1, 2009 15:38:39 GMT -6
"Wh'ever" Arden said, rolling her eyes and walking out of the room.
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Post by aspiredeathe on Jan 3, 2009 16:02:03 GMT -6
Jean stifled a laugh as he watched Eltana and JD.
He'd figured they wouldn't get along so well, but this was really just priceless.
"Hey, no spilling blood in here. We've got a lovely dark alley out back, so go there should you feel the tendencies." He gave them both a grin ebfore heading out to the front.
He nudged the buff guy keeping guard in his side.
"You can let them in. Rach won't mind them coming in a minute early."
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Post by silverviper2134 on Jan 7, 2009 15:41:31 GMT -6
"Neh, shove it, Havi" JD growled, before picking up his glass and taking another swig. "I'm not in the mood to deal with you. I haven't gotten laid in like a week and a half".
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Post by aspiredeathe on Jan 9, 2009 6:38:20 GMT -6
Jean walked back in in time to hear JD's comment, a small smirk on his lips.
"You poor thing. Maybe if you drank less, you'd stop giving the women you talk to inappropriate nicknames. And there'll be less chance of them slapping you." He nodded curtly to a group of girls as they walked by him. All of them giggled, waving and saying hi as if to add insult to JD.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Jan 16, 2009 18:49:09 GMT -6
"Neh, shut-up" JD growled. "I never once said anything bad about Terri. I just asked her to have sex with me, and I even waited two years before I asked".
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Apparently getting the fact that the Omen wasn't going to react to his toothy welcome, Nikolai toddled over to the coffee table, grabbing onto the remote. He then started randomly pressing buttons, until he ended up on a channel showing women in rather....revealing clothing. Instantly he dropped the remote and smiled, pointing at the scantitly clad women. "Hoes! Niki's hoes!"
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Post by Scar on Jan 17, 2009 14:13:26 GMT -6
Scar descended the steps just to see Niki watching one of those God awful rap videos. "Son of a...Who took the Parental Block off?" he growled, snatching theremote from the child, changing it to a more toddler-friendly show, then went to the guide to set the Parental blocks back up.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Jan 17, 2009 14:41:43 GMT -6
"Hey!" Nikolai screamed, obviously very angry at the show being cut off. "Back on! Back on!" he growled, lunging for the hand Scar had the remote in.
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Post by Scar on Jan 17, 2009 17:47:30 GMT -6
Scar countered by bringing out his arms to catch the child in a bear hug. Tucking the evil child under his arm, he then held the remote out of reach while he added the finishing touches to the parental block.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Jan 17, 2009 18:42:57 GMT -6
"Cock-block" Nikolai growled, beginning to bite on Scar's shoulder. "Wa'meh hoes!" he told the Ishbalan, attempting to reach the remote once again.
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