Odd Couple

[Greed]

" 'Eh?" He said watching his would be 'brother' come through the door, eating the remains of a human. And bagging on how he feel in love. "What the fuck do ya' want, Fatass?" He said as Gluttony sat down in front of him. He had already carbonized his left hand which was hanging over the edge of the seat, swinging distance to his counter-part. Suddenly, he felt odd. He looked to the bag. And said, "What is that..?" in a commading voice.

[silverviper2134]

Martel heard someone talking and awoke. Seeing the look on Greed's face, she grew concerned. "Greed.....what's wrong?" she asked, looking at Gluttony. "Who the hell are you, bastard?"

[bentokai]

"I doesnt Know. Hasnt even opened it yet. Maybe some food hmmmm? We can finds out now." pulling the bag up onto the table that separated them, Gluttony unzipped the bag. and overturned it on the table, spilling the broken bones of greed on the table. Gluttony turns a sour yellow color as he puts two and two together and realizes its greeds remains.

[Greed]

Greed, was not paralyzed. But, it was so sever he was sick to his stomach. He began to sweat, and it was a little harder to move.
He had given a smug look to Gluttony, as what lay before him was his remains. "What's this all about, Gluttony?" He said, actually referring to him by his name.

[silverviper2134]

"Greed.....what are these" Martel asked her boss. She was starting to worry. Greed looked like he was in bad shape. And what was with the bones? How did this guy get on the train with them anyway? Obviously having a bag of bones would make someone suspicious.

[Greed]

"It's.. The real me.." He said, forcing the words out. He looked at the bones as Gluttony placed them on the table. "What's the meaning of this?" He choked out.

((Sorry for the late reply, my father called. ))

[bentokai]

"Um. I duh'na. I finds it on the floor. In da box labeled "central: top secret" thats where gluttony finds the ticket." here gluttony puases to wipe the saliva strand from his mouth."Then me found the ticket boy... mmm. -BBBBLLLLLLEEEECCCK-" pausing to burp gluttony something flies from gluttony's mouth landing on the table. A shiny brass key bounces across the table and lands in the bossom of martel. Gluttony turns bright red and diddles hysterically.

[silverviper2134]

Martel picks the key off her breasts, throwing it to the ground. She realizes that these bones are doing something to Greed. 'I got to get rid of these' she thought, staring at them. Suddenly, she unsheathed her knife, throwing it at Gluttony. The knife pierced through his forehead. "Greed, what should I do?" she asked her boss, gesturing to the bones. She had to know how to dispose of them.

[bentokai]

Gluttony's eyes cross as the knife sinks itself into his head. quicker than lightning his tongue flies out and rips it from his skull and into his mouth. As he chews you can here the metal break and and bend. swallowing the knifes remains gluttony grins, eyes still crossed. ;D

[silverviper2134]

Martel stiffened as she saw Gluttony swallow the knife. "What.....the hell?" she asked, quickly glancing back at Greed. She needed an answer, now.

[Greed]

Greed, stiffened. He saw what was going on. He finally sumed up enough strength to talk and move. "Thanks." He then looked up at Gluttony, and smirked. Very wide in fact. "Hey, are ya' hungry, Gluttony? Why don't'ya have these useless bones here?" He said making a attempt at manipulating him, he knew Gluttony was ALWAYS hungry. And if he ate his bones, then they could be no longer used against him. "Go ahead. I am sure, o one will mind." He said, nodding to him.

[bentokai]

" OOOOOO. A gift from brother." leaning forward gluttony sniffed the pile gingerly. opening his mouth very slowly as not to disturb the dust, gluttony put the entire table into his mouth. chewing and crunching he commented " brother would taste better with ketchup." swallowing. he looked around for the bag and ate that too.

[Greed]

Greed, watched Gluttony eat the counter-part of himself.
After he finished, Greed let out a howl of laughter. Though, calmed himself since they was in public. He was nearly invincable now. And it felt good. He looked over to, Martel. And gave her a quick summery as to what just happened. "He just ate, the best way they had t' kill me." And he looked back to, Gluttony. "Thanks, bro'." He said, relaxing now.

[silverviper2134]

Sighing in relief, Martel smiled tiredly. "Good to hear" she said, yawning slightly. "Now, can I go back to sleep? I'm still tired, you know" she told him, placing her head back onto his shoulder.

[bentokai]

turning his attention to the young lady, gluttony smiles,"you smell good. you know greed. ifs i had a girl friend as pretties as hur, I woundt mind if YOU took a nibble." gluttony said. trying to coax greed into leting him eat martel.

[Greed]

"Careful o' this one, Gluttony. She is a little like you, she'll bite back. Trust me on this one." He said, speaking from both metaphorical and literal experience. He leaned back, as Martel laid on his shoulder.

[silverviper2134]

Martel was asleep through the conversation, which was probably for the better. She smiled in her sleep, allowing her hand to fall onto Greed's lap. Despite the arrival of Gluttony, Greed's "brother" she was still comfortable.

[bentokai]

Snickering Gluttony stifled a moan. then it struck him "... That's mean." having stopped cackling gluttony sits up straight with a weird look on his face and pulled his lip over his head, effectively swallowing it whole. some murmuring came from the cavernous stomach of gluttony. a couple of minutes later gluttony's head emerged. "ticket boy wants a pillow." he says looking at greed.

[Greed]

Having a history with Gluttony, he knew already. What his ther Homunculi counter-part was talking about. "Bathroom's over there." He said pointing to it, across the hall. "Just, if you eat anything. Keep it on the low." He warned the male. Gluttony, was like his misled younger brother. Who would not be all that bad to hang around, if he had not sided with, Dante. He would acutally be amusing.

[silverviper2134]

Martel's hand slid over Greed's lap. Her slumber was a pleasant one, and she hoped it would last a little while longer. Come to think of it, she hoped the train ride would last a little longer. She wasn't looking forward to getting off and she definitely wasn't looking forward to having to go back to Devil's Nest when this was all over.