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Post by bentokai on Sept 14, 2008 18:56:32 GMT -6
The door to the compartment slams open to reveal the blobular form of gluttony. "oooh. hiya bro. pretty lady is still here. she smells nice, cans i eats her." closing the door behind him he sits on the bench opposite them and produces an entire arm and proceeds to gnaw on it. As he does so a shamefaced look came over him. looking up from the arm he offers it to his companions. "Gluttony was very rude not to offer any to his friends. would you like some-" here he pauses and whips out two more arms. " here you go." gluttony tosses both of the other arms into martels lap and says" you should eat up. long tirp." he the gives his whole attention to the arm in his hands. needless to say it didn't last long.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 14, 2008 19:00:50 GMT -6
"No, thanks" Martel said, pushing the arm away. Inside she was cursing Gluttony for coming in. But at the same time, she wanted to thank him. Suddenly thinking of something, she turned to the chubby Homunculus. "Hey....Gluttony?" she began looking directly at him. "Can you tell me if you Homunculi are....potent?" Hopefully she wouldn't have to explain what she meant.
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Post by bentokai on Sept 14, 2008 19:55:40 GMT -6
with a glance at his brother. gluttony smiled, and said" brother has many children, many many children. why do you want to know?" gluttony gave a meaningful look to martel and continued to chomp away.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 14, 2008 19:57:33 GMT -6
"He does, does he?" Martel asked, glaring at Greed before turning her attention back to Gluttony. Blushing she said, "What makes you think I have a reason for wanting to know?"
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Post by Greed on Sept 14, 2008 22:11:52 GMT -6
Greed, choked on air at the thought of him actually having kids.
"Hell the fuck no, I don't have kids." He blurted out, loud enough to catch a few stares. Though, he selted down afterwards. He felt the heat from, Martels glare. And sighed. He was also wondering why she would ask such a question. He saw her blush from the convorsation with, Gluttony. This was far to odd. He could only come to one conclusion. -Is she..?- He thought.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 2:39:20 GMT -6
Martel blanched considerably at Greed and Gluttony's words. "So....you can have kids?" she asked them, placing a hand onto her abdonmen. Under her breath, she added, "Shit".
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Post by Greed on Sept 15, 2008 7:53:00 GMT -6
"We ain't human, though, we still have the normal make-up of one." Greed said, with his brow cocked and giving her a weird look. "Why?" He finally asked.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 12:38:02 GMT -6
Her eyes widened as she stared at him. Could he really not know what she was worried about? "You know what we did last night" she hissed, hoping Gluttony didn't hear her.
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Post by bentokai on Sept 15, 2008 13:44:32 GMT -6
guttony's head chose this moment to pull itself out of its mouth. "what? what did you do last night? all i got to do was sleep." Staring at martel with astute interest, gluttony smiled.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 13:46:21 GMT -6
Martel inwardly cursed herself. She was about to tell the childish Homunculus a lie, but found that she couldn't. "Yeah, we slept too. We just slept with each other" she told him, hoping he at least knew a little about the birds and the bees.
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Post by bentokai on Sept 15, 2008 14:05:50 GMT -6
gluttony jumped down from the seat he was on and walked over to martel. and put his headon her stomach, completely ignoring her protests. clamping a hand over her mouth gluttony shhhhed her. lifting his head to within an inch of her face, he said" gluttony is going to be an uncle. Yay!" returning to his seat across from them he sat down and fell immediatly asleep.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 14:08:14 GMT -6
The moment she regained composure, Martel smashed her fist into Gluttony's face. "What the fuck are you talking about?" she whispered, her voice deathly quiet.
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Post by bentokai on Sept 15, 2008 14:13:57 GMT -6
unwittingly martel had put her hand inside a living blender. gluttony's mouth had been yawning when she when to punch him. gluttony caught her hand millimeters from his tongue and said " i would do that if i were you. unless you really don't like you hand. greed how do you feel about being a daddy?" as he put martels hand down.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 14:15:38 GMT -6
Her face burning, Martel shook her head angrily. "I don't have time for this" she muttered before talking to Gluttony again. "Just tell me, what the hell do you mean, you're going to be an uncle?"
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Post by Greed on Sept 15, 2008 15:25:48 GMT -6
Greed, gawked at Gluttony. He knew how powerful Gluttony's sense of hearing and smell was. He took in everything his "brother" was saying, and just did not know how to respond. So, he did what any guy with his personality would do by defalt. "Your joking! Right..?" He said in a nervous tone, trying to make it sound playful. "Come on, bro'. This ain't cool." He said, still the nervousness in his voice. He could not actually make a kid, could he? Dante, always preached how they was 'not real humans', though, they had the make-up of one. And if he did have a kid now, how in hell would he reply to it, much less do to it when it came. In most people's eyes, this would be like a abomination. Since, Greed was a 'fake human' and Martel was a Chimera. He stared blankly at Gluttony, now.
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Post by bentokai on Sept 15, 2008 15:31:41 GMT -6
" no i's not jokeing. gluttony has jokes though, if you want to hear them. Ok, why did the chimera cross the road..." gluttony stared at greed waiting for the inevitable response.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 15:32:45 GMT -6
"Gluttony, finish the joke, and I will break your skull so many times, it won't fix itself" she threatened. She wasn't in the mood for this.
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Post by Greed on Sept 15, 2008 15:38:17 GMT -6
Greed, did not know how to react. He was just told he made a kid. He slumped back in his part of the chair, and grew a little pale. His usual smirk, was gone. The usual, player, not give a damn, loving life aura, he usually had. Vanished. He seemed to have been slammed into a wall of realism. Don't mistake him, he loved Martel. Though, it was hard to admit that to either of them. Though, a kid? It would be hard enough to take care of it, with the way he is. Much less, in the environment they are put through every day.
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Post by silverviper2134 on Sept 15, 2008 15:40:11 GMT -6
Noticing how Greed looked, Martel put a hand on his shoulder. She was trying to be assuring. "Don't worry. I'm not keeping it" she told him simply.
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Post by bentokai on Sept 15, 2008 15:43:30 GMT -6
"Brother"said gluttony"do not worry you will make a great tormentor... i mean father." smileing from his complement gluttony's stomach rumbled signaling his need to forage. he left the compartment closing the door behind him." sticking his head back in the door he said" to get to the other side." closed the door and ran.
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