Twisted Wishing Well

[Chris Yuki]

Granted. But then everyone starts pulling your hair.

I wish the yaoi fangirls in the world would stop being so.. yaoi..ish..

[alphonseelric]

Granted, but they start obsessing over you because you call yourself Yuri.

Yuri.

(Oh, it's just in good fun there, Chris.)

I wish I had done my homework on Grim Tuesday,and that it was an A+ Paper.

[kagegirl]

Granted, but your teacher graded it wrong and you really failed.

I wish my bf lived here.....

[Scar]

Granted but he beats you. Alot.

I wish Lust was my sex slave.

[AG]

Granted but then you can't get it up

I wish I could go to bed

[Scar]

Granted but you can't go to sleep.

I wish Obama hadn't won.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but then the world would go back in total war and choas.

I wish I would pass all my exams.

[amouri]

Granted bu then the school sees you as a child prodigy and forces you to stay in school and get a better education for your level.

I wish Barry's human form in the manga was my personal pet.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but he would chop you up in your sleep.

I wish I had a bar of chocolat.

[amouri]

Granted but it would be worminfected.

I wish Alphonse was mine, without him dying or getting sick or becoming evil or any other evil or unfortunate after effect that this game may bring with it, with him being practically perfect in every way.
HA.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted, but he'd be so perfect that you would feel so infior and kill yourself, HA!

I wish I could concentrate better on studying.

[amouri]

Granted but you would end up becoming a vegetable and spending the rest of your life in coma solving maths problems in your head.

I wish Al would die with me.

[masterwarlord]

Granted. You both instantly die of heart attacks.

I wish Envy would wear pants.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but it would be clown pants with bright atrochious colours.

I wish the chimera's hadn't died in the manga and anime.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but all the other characters die at the point the chimeras normally die and the series ends early.

I wish that Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach had less fanboys.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(What? No Fullmetal chimera show, awww )

Granted but the amount of squealing mary sue fangirls would double.

I wish all the fma fandom stuff became cheaper to buy.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but it's now impossible to watch the episodes on the internet.

I wish America would get a (good) FMA fighting game.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(Ha that's fine for me I have the DVD's anyway. ;D )

Granted but it would be so difficult that you would never get past the first level.

I wish there were spin offs of other chara's like Roy and his gang, Sins, Greed and his gang.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but 4Kids dubs them.

I wish 4Kids would go die in a fire.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(God the nightmare D: )

Granted but every anime with a single drop of blood in it would be banned and not subbed or dubbed.

I wish the mary-sue syndrome would die down.