Twisted Wishing Well

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but now all the good males are horribly stereotypical goody two shoes.

I wish the brotherhood dub would come out sooner.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but they would have new horrible voice actors for 4/5 of the chara's.

I wish that there were more extra's of FMA.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but they're all horrible, like most of the FMA extras.

I wish Envy didn't die in the FMA manga.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but he would become goody two shoe who redeems himself and becomes the male version of mary-sue.

I wish Maes didn't die in the FMA manga nor anime.

[masterwarlord]

Believe it or not, I actually sort of want that, lol. Just not nearly so blatantly.

Granted, but Mustang dies instead, and the two pretty much switch roles.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Damn, that wasn't what I'd hope for.

You forgot your wish.

[masterwarlord]

Whee.

I wish I could become a homunculus and enter the FMA world.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but you would be killed by the other Homonculus.

I wish I could alchemise all my homework done.

[masterwarlord]

Granted but you get caught and fail your classes for cheating.

I wish I could take over the world.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but some guerrilia group would shoot you within a week of domination.

I wish I could eat the moon.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, and the moon is indeed made of cheese. Unfortuantely, it's been rotting since the beginning of existence and it's blue cheese to boot, so it's really nasty.

I wish my computer didn't suck so much.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but you'd turn into such a addict that your entire life will callaps because of your addiction. (mhh sounds familiar)

I wish I had enough with 2 hours of sleep each night/day.

[dante]

Granted, but now you will never know the joys of sleeping in on a snow day!

I wish the showers on my trip next week weren't communal. -grumble-

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but now there are no doors to block view of you on the toilets, leaving you open for the world to see while you take your dump.

I wish that public bathrooms didn't suck so much in general.

[AG]

Granted but now private bathrooms suck

I wish it was cheaper to maintain blonde hair...actually...I really wish I wasn't graying at 22 XD

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but instead your hair turns into a disusting colour of green after a few days.

I wish I could change my hair colour like a cameleon changes of colour.

[amouri]

Granted but then everyone would get jealous and kill you in an angry mob.

I wish you knew your location D:

[AG]

granted but now Doro is stalked day and night :-(

I wish this couch was as comfortable as my couch at home :-(

[amouri]

Granted but now everyone is asking you where you are.

I wish I could stalk the real Al.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but you would get arrested in no time and get an order to stay away from him for the rest of your life.

I wish I hadn't drunk all that coffee this night.