Twisted Wishing Well

[masterwarlord]

Granted but now the old 3 Star Wars movies suck as much as the new ones used to.

I wish there wasn't such a disturbing amount of FMA yaoi.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(Oh noes D:)

Granted but the only fandom left would be yuri.

I wish one could actually get paid if being a fan specialist.

[sr0808]

Granted, but you will get paid in heaping bags of dog shit.

I wish my boss wasn't such a big ass. *Sorry for the profanity. I couldn't find another word to describe my boss.*

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but now your boss can't afford to pay you and fires you.

I wish Issac's boss could afford to pay him again.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but his paycheck would be so low that he never could afford the prizes in the market that get higher.

I wish I had some icecream to eat.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but Gluttony eats it first.

I wish Anime Wrath were in the manga.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(Damn Gluttony D:)

Granted but the original Sloth gets replaced by the anime Sloth and the manga Sloth replaces Envy.

I wish that there had been pairings in the anime/manga.

[masterwarlord]

(*Vomits*)

Granted, but they're all extremely disturbing. Gluttony/Riza, Ed/Hohenheim, Envy/Dante, Sloth/Wrath, need I continue?

I wish that all that fan art didn't exist so we wouldn't even think of the possibilities of those sorts of couples.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(God no please >.< And that actually exists? o.O Yuk, Ugh, X.x)

Granted but instead there wouldn't be any fan art at all!

I wish there was more fanart of the goodpairings.

[masterwarlord]

Granted, but it's somebody else's definition of "good pairings" who's opinions differ vastly from yours.

I wish you'd switch your avatar back to your old one.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but it shall take a while.

I wish you had a moving avatar.

[amouri]

Granted, but it shall be I with my uber animation skillz that gets to make it :B

I wish Envy would let me make him an av.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

I'm more than fine with that, I'll be expecting a link in my pm soon now. :3

Granted but you'd have to make one for me too!

I wish I had such a super animater skills.

[amouri]

(It may take some time...but something with Doro, right? I can also make one of both Doro and Lust :3 so you can have both.))

Granted but no-one would care.

I wish I'd stop trying to make Slicer seem younger in my mind.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(Both sounds great, ;D Yes please, thank you :3)

Granted but instead you'd think of him as a 90 year old. D8

I wish I would be able to draw exacly what I'm thinking of.

[masterwarlord]

Granted but you can't think of anything when you try to draw.

I wish the FMA movie didn't suck so much.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but the entire series would suck instead.

I wish the Brotherhood series wasn't stuck in pastel colours.

[amouri]

Granted but then it would be in black and white.

I wish my latest attempt at a SlicerxLust oneshot didn't seem to be rape >.<

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(Actually I think I could find peace with that )

Granted but Lust wouldn't approve of it anymore. (...okay that sounded wrong ^^' I didn't think it looked like rape)

I wish I would get more reviews.

[amouri]

Granted but then all of them would be 'lolz'

I wish you submitted more of your stuff to here D: