Twisted Wishing Well

[amouri]

Granted but then you would be asleep.

I wish police didn't exist so I could kidnap Al.

[masterwarlord]

Granted but the military catches you instead.

I wish I could become a mod on this board.

[amouri]

Granted but then I'd announce your arrival by saying "TEH GODDESS PALMTREE MOD"

I wish I could make Al tell everyone in the whole wide world that he does NOT love them. And then on purpose forget to mention me.

[masterwarlord]

Al attempts to do so, but Ed prevents him from doing something so stupid when he talks it over with him.

I wish people would stop calling Envy a palmtree, gay, a chick, etc.

[amouri]

Granted, but then people would instead call him an alien o.o

I wish Ed would go and die somewhere.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but Al would kill himself because he misses Ed.

I wish Pride would shut up about melons.

[amouri]

Granted but then he'd start talking about pineapples.

I wish Al hated Ed.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but Al would be banned after the first 5 episodes.

I wish Archer would hum more in the anime. (Frigging funny and creepy at the same time).

[amouri]

Granted but he'd hum the most addictive song in the world.

I wish I could stop posting and get down to my fanfic ;_;

[Dorochet [Bido]]

(I could live with that actually.)

Granted but you would risk me catching up with your post count.

[amouri]

I wish you hadn't forgotten to wish.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

I wish the same thing. ^^'

[amouri]

Granted but now everyone is confused.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

But instead you'd be bored.

I wish there wasn't such a time difference between the different continents.

[amouri]

Granted but then if you stayed up late the people on the other side of the earth would still not be online.

I wish I could fly.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but you would fly into things all the time.

I wish no one would wake me up in the morning and they'd all let me sleep in.

[amouri]

Granted but you'd wake up at midnight and you've missed the entire day.

I wish Barry would kidnap me.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but he would chop you up.

I wish animals and people I like would be immortal.

[amouri]

Granted but you would die.

I wish Darth Vader was my boyfriend.

[Dorochet [Bido]]

Granted but the rebels would kidnap you and kill you in a revenge attempt.

I wish the 3 (newest) Star Wars didn't sucked so much.