Twisted Wishing Well

[Chip]

Granted but your paycheck sucks worse than it already does.

I wish I had a paycheck at all

[sweetdaddymustang]

(WELL THATS SORT OF IMPOSSIBLE)

Granted but but no bank in the world will cash it.

I wish my wife never left me.(LIES!!!!!!)

[AG]

Granted but she becomes very abusive

I wish I could sleep better

[emelie]

Granted but then you sleep in and miss your class.
I wish I had high speed internet.

[Chip]

granted but it goes so fast you can't read any webpages (that, and you have popups, lots of popups)

I wish my room was clean

[AG]

Granted but by clean it is EMPTY

I wish my basement was more comfortable

(XD this puts a whole new spin on be careful what you wish for!)

[Envy]

Granted, but can never leave it anymore!

I wish all girls would fall in love with me.

[luraia]

admin said:

(XD this puts a whole new spin on be careful what you wish for!)

I believe that is the point! ^_^


To Envy, GRANTED but now you're mobbed by rabid fan girls every time you leave your house.


I wish I didn't have to go to work today but still get all the money.

[sweetdaddymustang]

(at my last job my boss forgot he fired me and I still got a pay check for another two weeks.)

Granted but the reason why you couldent go to work is because you were in a terrible car accident.

I wish my life diden't suck so bad!!!!
(I'm 22, my wife left me, I never went to collage, my job just plain sucks, and I think my own best friend might be tring to kill me!!!!

[AG]

wow...anyway...

Granted but you can never talk to another person again...

I wish I understood math...

[Chip]

Granted but you can't speak anymore

I wish I had a tail.

[sweetdaddymustang]

Granted but it is a T-Rex tail.

I wish I had more U.S. money that I could get out of the bank.
(Just try to put a spin off on that.)

[Chip]

Granted but every time you touch it it bursts into flames ( ha)

I wish I had more U.S. money that I had access to and isn't destroyed when I access it that I can spend on anything I want. ( double ha)

[sweetdaddymustang]

(You forgot one thing!!!!!!)

Granted but it gets stolen in a bank hiest.(triple ha)

I wish my apartment was clean.

[AG]

Granted but you can never enter it again

I wish I would lose the last 30 pounds...

[sweetdaddymustang]

(THIS IS WEIRD!!!!!! A COUPLE HOURS AFER I WISHED FOR MY APARTMENT TO BE CLEAN.I FOUND A NEST OF COCKROACHES IN MY WALL.)

Granted but you soon gain 50 pounds back the next day.

I wish I had a new apartment thatt was better than the one I am in now.

[AG]

Granted but you have to live with someone really smelly

I wish...that I had a life beyond the internet! XD

[sweetdaddymustang]

Granted but you would live in brain eating zombie world.

I wish I had a funcining liver.

[Chip]

Granted but now your kidneys give out

I wish I woke up earlier in the morning

[sweetdaddymustang]

Granted but you can never go back to sleep.

I wish I had a pet penguin.