Twisted Wishing Well

[Chip]

Granted but in the middle of the night it eats your eyes.

I wish I had a pet t-rex who didn't eat me or anyone else I don't tell it to.

[sweetdaddymustang]

Granted but instead of it eating you, it turns around real fast and it tail hits you and you fly for miles before splattering on the pavement.

I wish I had a better car.

[AG]

Granted but it runs on gas that is only found on Mars

I wish I could meet the characters from FMA

[Envy]

Granted, but you'll meet only only perverted Cornello and that funny little guy from the Central city.

I wish for a lightsaber!

[AG]

Granted but it is out of batteries (XD I don't know how else they would run)

I wish I could...marry Ed! ^_^

[Chip]

granted but you get a divorce five seconds after the wedding... and no honeymoon cause that's illegal!

I wish... I had anime hair that I could hurt people with *points to Envy's and Yugi's* XD Vash's might be dangerous too.

[AG]

Granted but you end up stabbing yourself

I wish I could be an alchemist

[Chip]

Granted but you end up killing Ed and have no one to exchange for him.

I wish I had pie

[AG]

granted but it is poisoned

I wish I had all the rest of my YYH on dvd

[Chip]

Granted but you can't touch them or be near them because they're radioactive.

I wish I didn't have to sing "I like to move it move it" every time I see that Ed avatar.

[AG]

granted but it still plays in your head

I wish I could wish something...

[Chip]

granted but the wish isn't granted

I wish I had alchemist senses.

[AG]

Granted but they only tingle at night so you can never sleep again.

I wish I wasn't sleepy

[Envy]

Granted, but you'll lose your limbs and eyes and people will laugh in your face.

I wish for an eternal peace among the humanity

[sweetdaddymustang]

Granted but while the world is at peace,and nobody suspects a war,a new evil dictator (me) takes over and then rules the whole world. HAHAHAHA

I wish I could win the lottery.

[Chip]

Granted but it's the lottery from that creepy short story where the winner gets to be stoned to death.

I wish the hokey pokey really was what it's all about.

[AG]

Granted but everyone looks like Armstrong thanks to doing the hokey pokey all the time

I wish Acooma and Serene would join this site...XD imagine the insanity

[luraia]

Granted! but there's so much insanity the server can't handle the overload and explodes the internet,...no more internet,...bye bye! *is evil*


I wish I could afford the Riza costume I want without it being on freakin' PAYPAL stupid thing,...*mumbles* stupid,....dumb,...grrr

[AG]

Granted but someone else buys it before you can cause it is so cheap and easy to pay for (stupid paypal)

I wish my sango cosplay was finished

[Chip]

granted but it flies out the window as you're driving to Ai-kon.

I wish I was going to a convention... cosplaying as Soldier A