Twisted Wishing Well

[silverviper2134]

Granted, but Wrath tries to steal your body, and succeeds.

I wish my wishes would always go the way I want!

[AG]

Granted but it makes your life miserable (be careful what you wish for!)

I wish the Chibi party was dubbed...

[silverviper2134]

Granted, but it becomes dubbed by 4-Kids!

I wish I could take back my last wish.

[alphonse]

Granted but you still get exploded on since it's taken back.

I wish that Chibi--my cat Ed let me have-- wouldn't scratch the inside of my armor

[silverviper2134]

Granted, but instead he starts to bite your armor

I wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to Hail Satan!

[alphonse]

Granted but now everyone around you tells you to Hail Satan

I wish that my armor will stop getting rusty

[AG]

Granted but that means it is already completely rusted

I wish my back didn't hurt so bad all the time T_T

[silverviper2134]

Granted. I drop a rock on your foot, now that hurts.

I wish my favorite FMA characters wouldn't die on me.

[alphonse]

Granted but the show is cancelled T_T (technically I wouldn't like that either...>.>

I wish that there was a sequel to the FMA movie.

[silverviper2134]

Granted but it turns out just like the last Land Before Time!

I wish more people would give my FMA fanfics good reviews.

[alphonse]

Granted but you get the worst reviews on your other fanfics.

I wish that Alphonse's years of memories were not erased so that he could live again and his brother had to go to the other side of the gate

[silverviper2134]

Granted, but it's all just a dream

I wish Princess Adena wasn't a tranvestite!

[alphonse]

Granted but then she will be the exact opposite and will be so scary you'd prefer her transvetite self.

I wish i knew what transvetite meant^^;;

[silverviper2134]

Granted but is the process you turn into one!

((Transvisite is a man who wears women's clothing))

I wish Nina was alive, human, and had a soul.

[alphonse]

Granted but Nina still parentless(why am I a transvetite?>< T.T)

I wish I wasn't a transvetite

[silverviper2134]

Granted. You are now a woman!

I wish Nina was my little sister, so she can have parents!

[alphonse]

>o< granted if I'm not a woman.

I wish that the grants circling me didn't have something to do with a transvetite>.>;;

[silverviper2134]

Granted, you are no longer a woman. But you have the ability to watch Chick-Flicks without dying of boredom!

I wish I was a Homunculus!

[alphonse]

granted but you have no special powers.

I wish that the Elric's father did not leave the family.

[silverviper2134]

Granted, but their house catches on fire.


I wish I did have special Homunculus powers!