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Post by AG on Jun 20, 2007 16:09:40 GMT -6
Not right now no...
How old are you in 500 years?
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Chip
Corporal
Don't kill me!
Posts: 196
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Post by Chip on Jun 20, 2007 20:19:44 GMT -6
0. I'm immortal.
Do I see tall people?
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Post by AG on Jun 20, 2007 20:46:36 GMT -6
No cause you are all of a sudden the tallest person ever
Why do you get tired?
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Post by Envy on Jun 21, 2007 10:26:08 GMT -6
Because as I'm immortal, my body cannot regenerate its health and stamina.
Why Ed doesn't like milk?
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Post by AG on Jun 21, 2007 19:13:51 GMT -6
Because it is made out of humans
What time is it on Saturn?
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Chip
Corporal
Don't kill me!
Posts: 196
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Post by Chip on Jun 22, 2007 17:12:04 GMT -6
Cheese past rock a.k.a. Rock:trash can
Is my ice tea poisoned?
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Post by sweetdaddymustang on Jun 23, 2007 9:57:27 GMT -6
Maybe,drink it and find out.
Why does garbage smell bad?
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luraia
Corporal
*BANG*
Posts: 168
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Post by luraia on Jun 28, 2007 10:11:22 GMT -6
because you have a nose
Why is foreign music so awesome?
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Post by AG on Jun 28, 2007 11:57:01 GMT -6
cause you can't understand it
Why am I hungry?
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luraia
Corporal
*BANG*
Posts: 168
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Post by luraia on Jun 29, 2007 10:50:14 GMT -6
because your body needs FOOD,...duh!
why are all the toasters in my house hateful of me?
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Post by chess on Aug 2, 2007 16:25:22 GMT -6
coz they know ur having an affair with the kettle! lol
why is it dark outside?
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Post by AG on Aug 2, 2007 16:42:36 GMT -6
Because Al grew 200 stories tall and is standing over you
Why is there nothing wrong with Vic Mignogna?
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lustsxxxpride
Warrant Officer
Oh no-- ARMSTRONG TAUGHT WINREY HOW TO SPARKLE!
Posts: 410
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Post by lustsxxxpride on Aug 2, 2007 22:20:45 GMT -6
there is. he just hides the fact that he's really an old lady with 50 cats so well.
why am i eating an entire bag of sugar?
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Post by Envy on Aug 3, 2007 6:35:52 GMT -6
'Cos you wanna get super hyper. YAY KOFOLA!!!
Why do I feel like a chewed out gum?
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Post by chess on Aug 3, 2007 6:39:24 GMT -6
coz u thut it wud be fun to put ur head in a blender!
why is life so boring at times?
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lustsxxxpride
Warrant Officer
Oh no-- ARMSTRONG TAUGHT WINREY HOW TO SPARKLE!
Posts: 410
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Post by lustsxxxpride on Aug 3, 2007 7:16:59 GMT -6
because without the boring times no one would have anything but fun and nothing but fun would get boring
why am i so tired?
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Post by AG on Aug 3, 2007 16:45:19 GMT -6
because I feed off your energy
am I evil?
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lustsxxxpride
Warrant Officer
Oh no-- ARMSTRONG TAUGHT WINREY HOW TO SPARKLE!
Posts: 410
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Post by lustsxxxpride on Aug 4, 2007 0:37:57 GMT -6
no. the evil god of destrution and doom has enslaved your mind making you think that your, when it's really him.
why ed a bean?
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Post by Envy on Aug 5, 2007 18:09:24 GMT -6
(The God of destruction and God of doom are two different gods... mind that ) 'Cos if he was an apple he would be eaten by a horde of pumkin mutants. Why didn't i sleep last night and went to the forest instead?
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lustsxxxpride
Warrant Officer
Oh no-- ARMSTRONG TAUGHT WINREY HOW TO SPARKLE!
Posts: 410
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Post by lustsxxxpride on Aug 5, 2007 21:14:55 GMT -6
because you missed me
why am i so depressed about to camp for 5 days?
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