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Post by Envy on Aug 6, 2007 2:45:05 GMT -6
Because you will miss me.
Why my grafics card seems to malfunction?
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Post by AG on Aug 6, 2007 23:10:26 GMT -6
cause Kimbley made them go boom
Why am I currently obsessing over Kimbley?
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Post by chess on Aug 7, 2007 11:43:23 GMT -6
your realated to him!
why does the net make ur comp go slow
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Post by Envy on Aug 7, 2007 14:17:53 GMT -6
Because net is infected with millions of small dwarves chewing your computer cables.
Why do I believe I can fly?
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Post by chess on Aug 7, 2007 15:45:25 GMT -6
coz u are actually r kelly i believe i can fly...
why is this room cold?
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Post by Envy on Aug 7, 2007 15:55:56 GMT -6
'Cos the dragon has died of overeating
Should I jump the hurdle? (or whatava you spell it...)
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Post by AG on Aug 8, 2007 8:48:35 GMT -6
No because you will then jump off a cliff
How many times do I have to sleep before I can stay up forever?
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Post by chess on Aug 8, 2007 9:17:51 GMT -6
100 years then you will be awake forever
why dont teddies every talk back?
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Post by Envy on Aug 8, 2007 11:43:08 GMT -6
Because Lord Teddy was an old geezer.
Why can I never chose?
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Post by chess on Aug 10, 2007 10:23:28 GMT -6
because decisions are for the weak lol
why do we get colds?
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Post by Envy on Aug 10, 2007 15:05:10 GMT -6
Because we are not rods. And rods are hot.
Why do I think that material world doesn't exist?
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Post by carduus on Aug 11, 2007 8:32:40 GMT -6
'Cause ye're ey 'opeless romantic caught iney web o'torn butterfly wings.
Why does the answer sound stupid?
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Post by Envy on Aug 11, 2007 14:08:09 GMT -6
'Cos I am uninteligent beast.
Is the life worth it?
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Post by chess on Aug 11, 2007 17:13:13 GMT -6
nope it aint!
why do we get hurt?
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Post by carduus on Aug 12, 2007 3:31:03 GMT -6
Because you're wearing the wrong pair of shoes that guide your steps through a field of thorns.
Why do I think that thistles are pretty?
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Post by Envy on Aug 12, 2007 6:18:10 GMT -6
'Cos there are bumblebees on them.
The creature came to me, and said I have three wishes. What should I wish?
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Post by carduus on Aug 12, 2007 8:14:20 GMT -6
[Lol! Bumblebees ^__^]
Moth resistant socks, never ending supply of Black tea and charisma of a mid-aged man.
[Wish for the creature to be your eternall slave, ensuring you happiness]
What's a sporran?
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Post by Envy on Aug 12, 2007 10:42:50 GMT -6
A friend of my... I wish you were here... (co to vlastnì je?)
There are three turnips on a tree. I eat five of them. How many sheep are there in my pocket?
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Post by carduus on Aug 12, 2007 11:54:50 GMT -6
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Post by Envy on Aug 12, 2007 12:11:57 GMT -6
Naw... I read it really twelve times.
Why are girls so jelous?
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